“Okay human, let me show you how to properly groom the tail…I’m sorry usually this thing is more cooperative.”
“Don’t think I’ve ever seen a cat do that before. Sure makes sense to me.”
“Well, It’s not a cat tail, it’s a fluffy snake!”
Huge mistake, epic fail, crazy Kitty, haha!
“On The Internet nobody knows you’re a Cat, hehe.”
“Very nice cat pictures: homan, get me a beer please.”
“I’ve been looking through your history, Mom: why have you been visting websites about silly dogs?!”