“Oops, sorry Bro, you where sleeping?”

“Wake up lazy Bro, it's time to catch mice!”
“Wow, what a rude awakening.”
“Haha cats being jerk.”
“Someone didn't pay their kibble fees to the cat mafia.”
“Assholeness mode activated: level 100.”
“I told you yesterday: that table is mine! So you must sleep on the floor, OK?”