“I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for your belly rubs...”

“HaHa. Me during quarantine: eating, chilling, TV, eating, sleeping, drinking, TV... 24/7.”
“WHAT?! I’m just trying to relax here.”
“I'm not fat, I'm big boned.”
“I'm not fat, its' CATurday.”
“Wait, don't judge me, tomorrow I start a diet.”
• "Quoi ? J'attendais que tu viennes me gratouiller le ventre et, par ailleurs, dès demain je commence un régime." 
[IG @pokeypotpie]