Caught in the act! “Uh… Mom, you’re home early!”

“He’s like: “I know there’s catnip in here some where…”
“Me taking money for more nuggets.”
“WHAT? Your handbag is my handbag! OK?”
“What? I want to see if shopping list involves tuna fish or chicken or shrimps?”
“His eyes… it’s like “The f*ck you want?! Trying to steal some sh*t here…F*CK OFF!”